I'm not yet dead...

Humor me.

Or I’ll humor myself…whichever.

Follow my train of thought here.

As I walked home today, I thought, “I should probably update my blog so people don’t think I’m dead.”

"I’m not dead yet."

"Ha ha…that reminds me of a movie…’bring out yer dead.’"

"Monty Python. Dry wit. Me. Cancer. Blog. Done."

:::type reminder in phone so brief moment of brilliance doesn’t lapse:::

That brings us here - or almost here - I start quoting Monty Python scenes and singing at the top of my lungs from Spamalot and Scott’s like, “Ummm…”

#shutup

Moral of the story. I’m not dead yet and if you don’t know Monty Python, we simply cannot be friends.

Other pertinent updates are thus:

Surgery is scheduled for Friday, August 1st. The first of three times I will be under the knife over the next chunk of months. I’ll be convalescing at my pied-à-terre for a few weeks then hopefully returning to work for a month before the next coming of the scalpel.

Assuming I don’t get struck by lightening, a bus, or fall into a trash chute - I’ll be updating a few more times before surgery. If social media is something you get into, follow me on Twitter (@williamlanier) or Instagram (@truebluewilly) and if you really want cuteness that makes you wanna die, follow my dog (@cashlanier). I know after surgery, these will be the most up-to-date if I know my mother and her picture taking fanaticism. 

Until then my pretties…